Pigskin Podcast - Week 14: Tailgate Edition

Recorded live and uncut this morning! The Pig gives you it's Tailgate Version!! We will drop football gems, fantasy football gifts, Words with Friends insight (I defy you to find a show that gives you Words with Friends tips) and more football! High energy today. Dave, John, and Johnny P tell it like it is about the Harbaughs, the Heisman, and the state of Florida. Buckle the chin straps...The Pig is NOW!!! Tailgate baby!

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Improvised Commentary

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Pigskin Podcast - Week 13: Five weeks to go...

The hunt is on for playoff spots. Only five weeks left in the NFL season and The Pig has everything you need. It's a lyrical episode this week! Dave, John, and Johnny P span the globe to bring you only the finest of NFL tidbits and shit that just comes to mind. The rankings and ravings of your football comic-tators, who will stop at nothing to bring a smile to your face and a song to your subconscious. Cutler, tying shoes, Donkey Kong dick kick, bad coaches, good coaches, our disgust with the Jets and our sadness of Fireman Ed leaving. All for you, in all it's glory and profanity, The Pig starts now....

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Rodgers has a porn stash

QB's with porn stashes have not fared well in the last few weeks. Look out Aaron. If he ends up concussed, it's the stash, man. Just ask Cutler if it helped him.

Pigskin Podcast - Week 12

Podcast fans unite! It's a Thanksgiving edition of The Pigskin Podcast! John, Dave, and Johnny P have woken from their tryptophan coma to bring you all the best that was this week in the NFL. The Pig's insight into coaching decisions and possible coaches in the bread line. You want insight and comedy? This is your podcast. So grab some leftovers, put your hands in your pants, the Pig starts now...

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May the Schwartz be with you!

Well, an emotional response by Coach Jim Schwartz has cost his team a victory today. There will be no thanks in Detroit today. The team played hard and deserved to win, but hot head screwed it up. Today, Jim is the turkey!

Hardy Brown

OUCH!!

Pigskin Podcast - Week 11

Despite the week that was in the NFL, no Pigskin Podcaster sustained any head injuries during the taping. Join The Pig and it's discussion about nerf footballs. Nostalgia abounds for the men of The Pig. Also, is the Bears/Niners game on Monday going to be the best defensive game ever? It has an unheard of over/under of 27! Dave discusses his desire for someone to perfect a "nut shot": some special move the targets a player's nether regions. Sicko. Plus our continued disdain for Phillip Rivers and new disgust for Rex Ryan. So sit back, relax, and giggle to the NFL stylings of The Pigskin Podcast.

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Pigskin Podcast - Week 10

Well, after an extended off-season, The Pig is back!!  John, Dave, and Johnny P. have returned to do what they were born to do: sit on their asses and talk football!  They tried to replace them.  They tried to suppress the voice of the everyday fan.  They had villagers with torches and pitchforks after them.  Nothing keeps our brave and sometimes psychotic crew from bringing you what you need...stupidity, at it's finest!  The Pig Nation has spoken.  Replacement hosts have been deported, our national election is over, beer is in the fridge, and The Pigskin Podcast, Season 2, starts RIGHT NOW!!!

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Prediction

Andy Reid will be hired as Browns head coach for next year. So say The Pig!

To the NFL

I have an idea of how to improve the fan experience and help continue to sell tickets to games, given the technology of today. Have no tv timeouts during the game itself. Then can add commercials for tv broadcasts. Gives the fans at the live event a little incentive. If you adopt this idea, I would like a job please. Thank you.

Signed,
The Pig!!

Tebow for Prez?

The Pig called it early again! Switch to NYC and media coverage....scary. Stay tuned for more coming soon.

FEAR THE PIG

New season. New players. 5 rookie QB's. Peyton is a Bronco. Who's going to make an impact? Richardson, for the Browns? (hope). All this unfolds, in the greatest reality show ever. The NFL! Join John, Dave and Johnny P as they recap Week 1! Season 2 of The Pigskin Podcast soon for you auditory pleasure.

Andrew Luck

Wow! Kid is completely for real. Peyton Manning first trow as a Colt was a TD. Luck did exact same thing. Not a bad start. RG III has a lot of attention, but Luck is going to make a bigger impact as a Rookie.

Dear Jets

Dear Jets,

If you want to better your team, trade Tebow to Jacksonville for MJD. Florida would love to have its prodigal son back and you need a bad ass RB.

Yours Truly,

The Pig

PIG

Shhhhh....can you smell it? Football is coming!!

Podcast Predictions

OK, it's May. Last year, in week 1, The Pig, predicted the colts demise and the fact that they would Luck(no pun intended) out to reload with another franchise QB. Our own David El let us know his premonition and dream that he read the headlines and saw "Giants Super Bowl Champions". So before the season, here are a few for this year. Ahead of the game and ESPN and NFL Network: 1. Luck and RG III are good! They will be good and the future of both of those teams are brighter. 2. Peyton Manning is the shit. He now has a defense that can stop people and with his pace of offense, in that atmosphere, is gonna help that team. It's a pretty good fit. For fuck sake the coach altered his offense for T-Bo , how happy is he to alter it for Peyton Manning? 3. How do you not take care of Drew Brees? Saints you are making a big mistake. With all the shit going on, take care of the one good , solid thing you have. Stupid!

Stay tuned for more. The Pig returns!

Dear NFL Network

Dear NFL Network,
Please don't ever play Junior Seau's mom again. Sad event and too personal to ever show a moms pain. RIP Junior.

TB Bucs

What? They drafted a sleeper RB. One who can run, block, catch, and be disciplined...you mean mean Lagarette Blunt is undisciplined?

Draft!!!

This is it! The next generation of NFL superstars. Luck, who we called as Colts QB in week 1 last year. RG3, Richardson, you name it. Who is you pick for your team?

1974 Steelers

4 Hall of Famers in 4 picks. Swann, Lambert, Stallworth, Webster. Maybe my Browns can channel this magic next Thursday.

Gruden Camp

There isn't a finer way to figure out college qb's than watching Gruden grill them. You can see their personalities, how they respond and if they are stupid. Go back and You Tube last years and then match that up with the rookie QB's. OK, I'm a football geek, but it's still accurate. Draft is soon, talk to you then.

Tebow in NYC

Tebow-mania is now in the largest market in the country. Who is his publicist? In 18 years he will either be Oprah or the Presisdent. Either way may be scary.

18 to Denver

Looks like Peyton is headed to the Mile High city. Elway is dancing in circles and thrilled to have Peyton and to be getting rid of Tebow. Manning will make all things better in Denver. Good luck. Even though I hate the Broncos.

Is Peyton the anti-Tebow?

The only person who can calm down the Tebow fanatics is Peyton Manning. Any other QB that comes into Denver would be considered a threat and subversive to Tebow and the maniacs. But it's freakin Peyton Manning! We will know soon where he goes. Titans are making a big push as well. Where do you think he goes?

1 - 2 - 3

18 will not get paid $28, on 3/8. Good luck Peyton.

Combine Time

What's your 40 time?

GIANTS

2 Rings for Mr. Manning! Congrats to them and my partner, David El. His dream has come to fruition. Giants are Super Bowl Champions! Listen for our Post Game show this week. Viva La Pig!!

Podcast: Super Bowl Sunday

Here we are folks, Super Bowl Sunday!  New York Football Giants vs. New England Patriots. Because of the special occasion, we are bringing the Pig to you as is...unedited. John, Dave and Johnny P bring you their unique views for the big Game.
Eli, happy or sad?  Tom, can his focus and drive will his team to victory?  The over/under on the National Anthem. All the important stuff, well at least to us. Enjoy the game, enjoy a beer, enjoy some wings and enjoy the Pig!!!!  Super Pig, live on tape from the Compound....the Pig is now!!!

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Deja Blue

Pats vs. Giants. East coast football. Should be a great game. Credit to the Harbaughs and their teams. Stay tuned to the Pig for all your SuperBowl festivities. Let the tailgating begin!

PLAY BALL

Championship Sunday! 4 enter, 2 will move on. Who will it be? Which philosophy, which game plan? Defenses? Turn overs? Who wants it more? Can't wait to find out!

Week 18 Podcast: Playoffs - Week 3 - May the Force Be With You

Divisional round over.  Has anyone met this Brady guy?  He's not so bad.  We are getting back to the fundamentals at the Pig and in the NFL.  Defense wins championships and don't turn the ball over!!  We saw new Heroes born, Alex Smith came back twice for Pete sake!  We saw the chosen one meet the master in New England.  The phenomenon met Phenomonal.  Sugar Ray wants to go out on top.  And you can't spell Elite without Eli.  John, Dave and the rest of The Usual Suspects bring it all for you.  Insight and stupidity that only the Pig can offer.  We now move into football AT(after Tebow).  Who can continue their great play and make it to the Super Bowl?  Brady or Lewis, who wants it more?  Eli against a hard hitting and fast D.  Why does Elway resemble Sen. Palpatine?  All this and more is yours on The Pig.....right now!

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A Friendly Reminder

To the 4 remaining teams in the playoffs, HOLD ON TO THE FREAKING BALL!!!! This has been a friendly reminder from The Pig. That is all.

Brady Has Spoken

I guess Tom decided that he'd had enough of the other guy gettin all the publicity. Who's next for the Pats?

Niners

Congrats Niners! Great game. Who's gonna join them in the Championship game? And now it's the AFC's turn. Pats vs. Broncos. Who ya got?

Wow!

If the first half of the first Playoff game is any indication of what we are in store for....shit yes!! Niners are hitting! Brees is a magician. Man, I love football!

Week 18 Podcast: Playoffs - Week 2

Is this the best weekend in professional football?  Four games to get into the championship for each Conference. Dave says goodbye to the Steelers and comes to term with the reality of Tebow. We actually made it five minutes without mentioning Tebow.  You won't find that on the networks. What does the future hold?  Who advances?  Why do they?  What the hell does Denzel Washington have to do with this weekend's games?  Tune in to the Pig for all these answers and more. Predictions, prognostications, and buffoonery...this we promise you and this we will deliver. Here. Here. On the Pig....let's get it on!!

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Tim Tebow vs James Harrison Prediction

Nostra-Pig-amus! Who said the NFL Playoffs aren't huge? The Pigskin Podcast ponders an apocalyptic prediction. Mr. Tebow had better duck. Spread The Pig!

Week 17 Podcast: Wild Card Weekend - "15 Yards for Smartassery!"

The Pig has navigated it's way through the regular season and has persevered to make it to the Playoffs.  Through injuries and Vision quests.  Through hangovers and a road trip to the Factory of Sadness, John and Dave will stop at nothing to bring you all the insight and minutia you crave.   Four great games this weekend! Predictions for Megatron and Matt, Eli and Matty-ice, and what misfortune may await Tebow?  Listen as John and Dave go farther than the Mayans.   If you listen closely you can hear Dave whisper, "they're pussies".  Someday, we will all look back and say, "those idiots knew what they were talking about".  The Pig goes where no other sports comedy commentary show goes....grab a beer, grab whatever ya damn well please.  The Pig, Playoff edition, is now!!!

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